why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Did you hear about the paperboy who was caught masturbating at work? It’s………. all over the news
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT